This is a site designed and intended SOLELY for ADULTS, people who are at least 18 years old, who are interested in and wish to have access to visual images, verbal description and audio sounds of a sexually oriented, and frankly erotic nature. The materials which are available within this site may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity and should NOT be accessed by anyone who is younger than 18 years old or who does not wish to be exposed to such materials.

By entering this website you are making the following statements:

1. Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that as of this moment, I am an adult, at least 18 years of age.

2. I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under 18 years of age to have access to any of the materials contained within this site.

I, under penalties of perjury also solemnly declare and affirm the following:

I am an adult, being at least 150 years of age.

I am NOT accessing this material to use against the site operator or any person whatsoever in any conceivable manner.

I am not a law enforcement officer, nor a postal inspector, nor operating under an assumed name or in cooperation with any criminal investigation; nor am I seeking out evidence which may serve as the basis for any charge of violating federal, state, or local obscenity laws.

I do not live on Earth. Nor will I ever sue anyone that does. Nor will I testify to what I saw on this page. I will not download anything that is copyrighted here.

I will not contact this systems admin without PROOF that what is on this page is illegal and PROOF that I entered this site legally.

I am not employed on planet Earth. Nor am I helping anyone that is.

I Understand ALL E-Mail sent to ANYONE associated with this site, is property of Zippy & Blamo's, and if I choose to "fuck" with them then my E-Mail will end up on this page for EVERYONE to harass freely.

I wish to know more about drugs. I live in a place where drugs are legal. I do not live in America.

Everything you find on this page is for educational and entertainment purposes! Nothing on this page is illegal the way it is. If you use this page for anything other than educational or entertainment purposes, I am not held responsible for your actions or anything as a result of this page. Misuse could result in breaking the law so use at YOUR OWN RISK!!!

Zippy & Blamo's is not resonsible, or liable, for injuries, damages, or any liabiliaty as the result of, or resulting from, the intentional acts of any person including, but not limited to, the owner or assembler of the product, or persons using the product. Zippy-Blamo,com is not responsible, or liable, for injuries, damages,or any liability as the result of, or resulting from, the improper maitnance of the product, impropering surfacing below the product, improper assembly of the product, or purchase and inspection of wood (including treating and handling of the wood).

I understand that neither Zippy-Blamo nor this webserver that hosts this site is responsible for what I do with the information that I get from this site. I agree not to download anything that is illegal nor view anything that is illegal on this site. I agree not to enter the site if I am male or female. I also agree that I'm on a 300 baud modem viewing this page with Netscape 1.0 running Windows 99 with Java Script disabled and my mouse and keyboard unplugged. I also agee that I will not enter this site.

I certify that I am at least 150 years old, and that the above statements are true.

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